Burzum Draugen:

As usual Varg has some cool ideas which are quickly destroyed by cheesy synths, church burning growling, and the whole murdering, racist, arsonist deal. That being said a couple of the tracks here are kind of interesting.

Rating:9/15 Crazy fucks from Norway

Celeste – Misanthrope(s)

Celeste Misanthrope(s):

Even though this is hardcore mixed with black metal, it’s still really bland and gets old quickly.

Rating: 6/15 shitty musical Reese’s cup

Fen-The Malediction Fields

Fen The Malediction Fields:

Creepy Black Metal guy gets hands on synth, Halloween sounds cd, and sings like Morrissey.

Rating: 4/15 Prayers for the Apocalypse


Arckanum Antikosmos:

Gollum singing about wolves and shit over a thirteen year old learning his first Slayer riff. This album is the result of many swirlies.

Rating: 2/15 Guys trying to be taken seriously while wearing corpse paint.