Kimya Dawson – Alphabutt

Kimya Dawson Alphabutt:

A children’s album about Dawson’s more unsavory bodily functions.

Rating: 4/15 Pitchfork reviews which use elaborate justifications to explain why obviously shitty albums aren’t shitty

Chairlift – Does You Inspire You

Chairlift Does You Inspire You:

A cheesier version of Blondie with a singer that can’t carry a tune. Somehow this album is even less interesting than my description.

Rating: 2/15 Neon leggings