Manegarm Vargstenen:

This album takes the crappiest aspects of power metal, death metal, and black metal, and mixes them together, for the expressed purpose of torturing your ears and psyche. Lyrically the album focuses on wolves, stones, and wolf stones. The vocals are either Gollum-esque croaks, or a ridiculous operatic yell. Musically its your standard goofy power metal chord progressions, but more heavily distorted. The sad thing is dozens of albums like this are released every year. Even more disheartening is the fact that  even when most of the worlds economies are in the toilet, a large enough fan-base exists to keep many shit bands like this successful enough to keep touring and producing albums.

Rating: 2/15 please fucking stop points